Welcome to Bananas Foster Imposter... Your #1 source for mom/dad jokes and
Your source for poorly crafted Dad/Mom Jokes. 64% of ALL profits benefit area Kids and Pets!
What do you get?
The 2023 Bananas Foster Imposter Community Calendar!
Featuring your business' anniversary, school breaks, charity or community sponsored events in the Wiregrass! With this calendar you can help set your schedules for the service industry, know when all the big events are taking place by looking at your printed calendar. If you don't use Social media, this is for you! Contact your local event coodinators to confirm dates and times. Wonder when the big concerts and festivals are taking place? We have almost all of them...Help us make 2024 Perfect by adding all the details that were missed! Check our Honorable Mentions page and help us get them on the 2024 calendar! email shop@bananasfosterimposter.com
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